The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone,

so leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet

up then stare at the fan Turn the TV on,

throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone,

so leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X

Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out This is great (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around And get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone,

so leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

Cause I ain't going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at al